Fun 50 Couple

Age: 55
Independent Escort
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Escort Description
Hi! We are fun50couple, one of the UK's best known mature Professional Escort Couples. Hot, sexy and open-minded, we love kinky MMF/MFM threesome fun with interesting mature white men aged 40+ (GenX, Gen J & Baby Boomers). Are you a bi-curious/bi guy looking to spend time with a sexually liberated couple who know what they are doing? Are you straight and looking for a vanilla MFM experience? Maybe you're married and secretly yearning to explore same sex desire but don't want to meet a gay male escort because that would be a step too far. You're not the first, and REALLY, It's OK! Many men feel most comfortable exploring their sexuality in the presence of, and with active participation FROM, a kinky female! Whether you be a nervous newbie or more experienced, then we are up for meeting. Discover new highs and new limits.....most of all, ENJOY!

A bit about us:
SHE is a Scot, fun, easy going, straight and dark blonde, occasionally brunette, Bendy & curvy, a Size 16/32G. She adores prolonged & skilful stimulation to the point of multiple squirting orgasms....would you like her to sit on your face while she gushes all over you? She's also mildly dominant, and has been mentored by two of London's top dominatrices.
HE is English, privately educated , but 'earthy', hairy and tanned with a good body. His interests include Politics, business, current affairs, writing and aviation. He lives an ostensibly 'straight' life but is happy to play either way being FULLY BISEXUAL since schooldays, versatile, & a heavy cummer. Rest assured, he can be 100% straight throughout a meet if that is what is expected, OK? Please note we DON'T MEET COUPLES or single females.
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In a high profile job? Public Servant? Politician? Celebrity? OR, Mr ORDINARY MARRIED MAN? Don't worry, we are a 100% Professional, Discreet and Friendly BRITISH escort couple. Your kinky secret is safe with us, and will remain that way no matter what.
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We are a genuine couple who have been together over 10 years. Both of us are young for our age, outgoing, intuitive and naturally sexy. We ENJOY what we do. Our own erotic thresholds are constantly evolving. There is no need to be shy. We know what buttons to PRESS to give you an AMAZING EXPERIENCE and one you'll want to repeat, over and over again. The proof is in the Reviews, check them out...we have way more feedback than most, and its ALL positive. In 2016, we were featured on the cover of celebrity magazine CLOSER; we are one of the UK's best known Escort Couples, we write a popular blog called NEWS VIEWS n SCREWS, and we're in sextoy retail too AKA FUN-FIVE-0.
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DON'T WASTE TIME talking to part time amateurs who try to juggle day-jobs with escorting! You COULD end up being disappointed or let down. We are 100% reliable, drug and disease free, and regularly tested for your complete safety. Our core clientele are quality people, the kind of folk looking for a sensual erotic experience with an upscale, intelligent & sexy, fun couple, who know what they're doing. We're just as happy engaging in intelligent conversation over dinner as we are participating in 'extra curricular' activities behind closed doors. The more you can tell us about what turns you on and what you are looking for, the better we can deliver on your expectations. Communication really IS the key to a great time. Share with us your fantasies, Don't hold back; We shall help you make it happen...we love the thrill of meeting new people, and having a good time with them. We prefer to meet mature guys only, aged over 40, no upper limit really, don't be shy, Get in touch, Luv, fun50couple xx
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Please note, we don't mean to offend, but it our preference to meet ONLY with WHITE MEN of British descent. We don't/won't meet under 40's. If you're disabled then you must make that fact known to us when requesting a booking or risk being turned away. A deposit is required for most bookings, unless you are known to us. Why? Because we never meet more than 2 people in any one day; if they're both 'no-shows' then we're seriously out of pocket. You can pay your deposit by Faster Payment transfer, or anonymously via cash over a bank counter. Deposits are non refundable except in the unusual event that we have to cancel through genuinely unforeseen circumstances.
Other Information
Personal characteristics
Ethnicity:
White
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Languages:
Scottish/English
Dress Size:
16
Weight:
10stone lbs
Height:
5'6"
Contact Details
Rates
Time
Incall
Outcall
1 hour
£200
£250
1.5 hours
£290
£350
2 hours
£380
£450
3 hours
N/A
£660
Dinner Date
N/A
£660
Evening Out
N/A
£960
Ultimate One Day
N/A
£1,500
More About Myself
No.
Question
Answer
1)
Do you allow the clients to take photos or video? If yes, on what terms?
No
2)
Do you like being an escort? What do you enjoy most in it? What is important and have value for you in it?
Yes we do. The thing we BOTH enjoy most is pleasing others and putting a smile on your face. These are difficult times for most...lose yourself in another world, with us for an hour or two, you will NOT be disappointed.
3)
What don't you like about being an escort?
The time-wasters, Dreamers, and NO-SHOWS.
4)
How do you prefer a client to make an appointment? What information is important for you? Is screening required before the appointment?
You MUST READ the profile and our website first! No time? Then make time! We simply don't have time, besides it's actually illegal, to discuss services and rates over the phone...everything YOU NEED TO KNOW is in the public domain. We've been doing this for years and take a great deal of trouble to make our profiles and website as comprehensive as possible. Invariably, the guys who meet us have all done their homework and read up on us, before picking up then phone. What do we NEED FROM YOU? Age, Sexuality, rough expectations, a near date, location, and THAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY TURN UP ON tHE DAY. Do you get off talking to Escorts but have no intention of booking? That's fine too....please go to the PhoneSex page on our website.
5)
When you visit a client, what kind of environment do you expect a client to provide?
We have ZERO expectations! Life as an escort teaches one to EXPECT the UNEXPECTED.
6)
Do you have any particular requirements regarding hygiene? What are the guidelines that your client should follow?
You'll need to be clean! If coming from work or you've been driving them you can shower at our's, BEFORE and AFTER. Expect the same from us!
7)
How would you prefer the money to be given?
We NEVER talk about MONEY.
8)
Do you travel? If so, what does that involve on the client's part?
We'll travel up to 40 miles or an hour, included in the standard outcall rate. For places further afield, please call for a rate. we're happy to travel to anywhere mainland UK but will require a deposit to cover costs.
9)
Do you allow kisses?
Yes we do
10)
How do you handle a situation where a client may want to get "wild and crazy"?
We carefully vet PNC's first. It's amazing when you're experienced, what you can detect from the smallest details in a text, email or telephone conversation. tbh, we're not into wild and crazy types AKA idiots.
11)
How do you handle first-timers or those who have limited experience with escort services? What are your suggestions to such clients to make your encounter the most enjoyable?
Quite easily. We are VERY approachable, down to earth with a ton of life experience, icluding some traumatic events, so we're well able to converse with all types from Street level to Captains of Industry & all kinds in between.Don't over think it! A threesome with an escort couple is nothing more than 3 sexy people getting together for a little harmless NS fun, OK? worried about confidentiality?...don't be...we are 100% discreet, your kinky secret will be safe with us, and remain that way no matter what.
12)
Have you ever had experiences with disabled clients? How do you meet their special needs?
We don't see disabled clients, sorry.
13)
What is your attitude towards tobacco, alcohol and drugs? Do you drink or smoke yourself? Do you allow the client to do it during your meeting?
We tolerate smokers so long as they've got mouthwash (we're BOTH ex smokers). We don't condone drug use, however, it's part of modern Britain, what people do themselves is a matter for them, not us. We are NOT AT ALL INTERESTED in drug use ourselves. Poppers? They're called Room Odorisers these days my friend, Ask.
14)
What are your turn-offs?
Texts like 'are yous avialble', 'you working', 'how much for a bj' or calls asking 'can I come NOW?'Men who obviously haven't read beyond the first line of the profile. Men who email us telling us they want to meet today, then don't check their computer for a reply until 12 hours later. Pushy, forward-some men with no manners. Men with no intelligence or common sense. Disrespectful types...we are not objects, we are human beings delivering a friendly professional service to a niche clientele.
15)
What are your hobbies and passions, things you love to do and discuss? Music genres, movies, reading preferences etc.? What other talents do you have?
We love holidays in USA, we're both sun worshippers and beach lovers. We like watching drag racing, boating & water skiing, dogs but don't have one :(. We like all kinds of music but can 'take it or leave it. Neither of us know the words to a single pop song from start to finish heehee. Movies, we like gritty stuff, not comedy or romance. TV faves are Taggert, Sweeney, Grand Designs. Housewives.
16)
Will you meet on a regular basis
Yes
17)
Are your rates negotiable?
No, not at all. You want cheap go find cheap. As with all businesses, you get what you pay for. We are top of our game, with years of experience, and have the feedback to prove it. We are the ones for you if you are looking for intelligent company, combined with a hot and sexy sensual experience, with high limits. We are NOT the usual slutty inked human fucktoy types,incapable of communicating using any more than 140 characters, and so prevalent in our industry, OK?
18)
Can I see you at 2 am?
No, and please don't waste your credits texting us at that hour either. We answer calls between 7AMish and 9PM Monday - Friday & most weekends. HE or SHE may answer, so Don't hang up; we are a COUPLE after all!
19)
How long have you been escorting ?
6 years this time round.
20)
How did you become an Escort ?
Two sexy people, add a little swinging, add a ton of timewasters, so we made a decision to become Escorts several years ago. We worked part time for a while, before turning FULL TIME.
21)
Have you worked in any other areas of the industry ?
YES, we started in sextoy retail in 2002. We have our own adult webstore catering mostly to sexually liberated men and couples with a bi twist. Its called FUN-FIVE-0
22)
What's the best thing about being an escort ?
The freedom and 'touching' other people's lives.
23)
What advice would you give someone wanting to become an escort ?
Just do it and take NO NOTICE AT ALL of the naysayers, friends or family. Always under-promise and over-deliver, ALWAYS be safe and IN CONTROL.
24)
What's the nicest thing a client has ever done for you ?
Come back for more.
25)
Do you enjoy being an escort ?
Yes we love our work
26)
What do look for in a prospective client ?
Over 40 age group. Respect, Reliability & Good Communication is the key to a good time..NO CONNECTION usually means NO ERECTION.
27)
Do you accept gifts from clients? What sort of gifts do you like ?
Yes please.Prosecco, champagne, dry white wine, Budweiser, Light Blue perfume by D&G
28)
What excites you about where you live?
Nothing much, that's why we spend half of our time in LONDON. The North East is a backwater as are most places North of Milton Keynes...regions that have suffered from decades of industrial decline and neglect by successive Governments hell bent on lining the pockets of the few at the ever increasing expense of the many.
29)
What do you find irratating in a new client ?
Endless questions and/or text pingpong to things already clearly explained on our profile and website.
30)
Can I book a massage and dinner date together
We DON'T DO massage
31)
What is the most sensitive part of your body?
It's not about us, it's ABOUT YOU
32)
What sort of men turn you on?
Hairy, athletic guys with a BRAIN who look try to look after themselves....not managed it? Then don't worry, shit happens, so long as you're CLEAN you'll be OK. Cock size? We couldn't care, but seriously, 6+inches uncut and arrow straight hits the spot for us. (btw average size hard in the UK is around 5.3 inches)
33)
How do you rate yourself compared to other escorts??
We're amongst the top service providers in the UK in our niche. The prrof is in our feedback. In 2016 we were featured on the cover and inside CLOSER, a weekly UK celebrity magazine. We also write a popular #sexblog called NEWS VIEWS n SCREWS with an ever increasing list of subscribers.
34)
What is your favourite place?
MIAMI, Glasgow/Clyde
35)
Do you offer Bareback?
NEVER
36)
Do you have girlfriends you play with ?
No
Frequently Asked Questions
No.
Question
Answer
1)
What time are you available till?
Latest incall 2000, latest outcall start time 2300.
2)
What do you look for in a prospective client ?
Respect, No nonsense communication during booking process, no text tennis/email ping-pong, that they read the profile, Clean, intelligent, outgoing, self motivated sex positive executive/business types, bi-curious/bi/married men especially welcome.
3)
Can I shower at your place?
Of course
4)
Are you shaved?
She's au natural (fair), He's trimmed
5)
Do you have rules?
Yes
6)
What services do you offer?
As listed on here and/or our website, please READ before contacting us!
7)
I have never met a High Class Escort before and I am very nervous. Will you see me?
Of course! We are one of the UK's most popular full time escort couples, Discreet, Friendly & Professional, but most of all FUN
8)
Where are you based?
We split our time between North East England where we have a home, and London, where we work mostly from hotels convenient to main transport arteries.
9)
What is your preferred method of contact?
Email or phone. Call us by all means for the purpose of finalising your booking, but please don't ask us about rates or services....that information is ALL on our profile, besides it is illegal to talk about those things over a phone line.
10)
Will you visit me at home?
Yes (at discretion)
11)
How much notice do you require?
An hour and a half minimum for incalls, Evening outcalls:make contact b4 6PM on the same day, latest meet start time 11PM
12)
Would you ever consider unprotected sex?
No unprotected penetrative sex considered.
13)
Do you offer outcalls?
Yes
14)
Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see?
Yes, No under 40's repeat NO under 40's, White men only, No disabled sorry.
15)
would you ever consider indulging in something that isn't on your enjoy list?
Not normally
16)
Will you do OWO
At discretion, but yes, usually.
17)
Is it really you in the photographs?
Of course! Check feedback for verification comments.
18)
What makes you different on the other girls on the web?
We are full time PROFESSIONAL escorts dedicated to delivering 100% satisfaction. We need repeat business to survive, it's within our interests to deliver am AMAZING sexperience so you'll want to repeat it over and over again.
19)
Do you offer mistress services, role play, strapon, foot fetish etc?
Yes we do
20)
Do you lower prices?
No we don't, EVER.
21)
Are you real
We're an engaged couple of 10+ years, check out our feedback to see how real we are.
22)
Are you bisexual?
She is 99% straight, He is fully bisexual & versatile
23)
Do you enjoy party bookings?
No
24)
Where are you working this week
North East, in town again on 16th July for a week
25)
Do you do car meets?
No
26)
How come you're so sexy?
It just comes naturally
27)
What type of restaurants do you like ?
Italian/TexMex/Steak
28)
What should I do if I'm running late ?
Don't be late, OK?
29)
Can I call you at short notice ?
Call anytime between around 7AM and 9PM to book. We won't discuss rates or services, because that is illegal; ALL you need to know is on our profile and comprehensive website, please read before calling. We need a minimum of an hour and a half's notice.
30)
Can I request that you wear something specific ?
Yes
31)
Is there secure parking nearby ?
Usually YES
32)
Do you provide a GFE ?
fun50minx offers GFE, but won't work SOLO in London except with known clients
33)
Do you travel internationally ?
Will travel to Europe & East Coast USA, a weeks notice required + a deposit
34)
How far will you travel for outcalls ?
Anywhere UK mainland
35)
What languages do you speak ?
English
36)
Which currencies can I pay you in ?
STERLING
37)
Do you provide refreshments ?
Sometimes
38)
Will you answer withheld numbers ?
NEVER
39)
Regarding discretion..?
100% guaranteed. If visiting you in your hotel, don't worry:we adopt the appearance of an upmarket middle aged business couple, she looks classy and in no way tarty, he's in semi business attire with briefcase, so we merge in well.
40)
Are your photos recent and genuine ?
YES mostly 2016 & 2017
41)
Do you book appointments with women or couples ?
Not as a couple. He will meet MF couples where the male is bi or bi-curious for MMF
42)
Do I pay you before or afterwards ?
Deposit required for new client outcall bookings
43)
What services do you NOT you provide ?
If it's not listed on our profile or fun50couple website then we don't offer it, got it?
44)
Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ?
We provide everything you'll need for comfort, safety and convenience.
45)
What do you define as an over night booking ?
7PM - 9AM
46)
Is there an age range for people you see ?
Yes, we only see aged 40+ up to 80's
47)
Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ?
Yes
48)
Do you provide a travel companion service ?
Ask
49)
Is a deposit required ?
For outcalls to new clients YES. you can pay by Faster Payment transfer or anonymously by cash over a bank counter.
50)
Do you see disabled clients?
No
51)
What is the best way to arrange an appointment with you
Email, but make sure you've read profile and website first because it answers all FAQ's.
52)
What type of male do you meet?
Over 40, Professional/Married/Executive/business types straight or bi, CD's and subs welcome
53)
Can I film/take photos of you?
No
54)
Do you offer overnights?
Occasionally
55)
are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl?
NEVER, we are 100% independent and will stay that way.
56)
Will you do prostate massage
Yes, but douche first. Don't know what a douche is? Then don't ask for anal! (We do sell them though)
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