FunwithFeisty - Belgravia Escort

FunwithFeisty Escort Description

Not you're average escort. A horny mature BBW, who loves sex and meeting new people. I'm very natural, celebrate my lumps and bumps, no heavy make up, plastic boobs etc. Intelligent conversation, wicked sense of humour, but very caring about my clients. Many clients I've had for years, and some I class now as friends.

I'm in a hotel very close to Victoria Station. Easy to find and access. Lovely, clean, friendly but discreet. So as long as you don't bring attention to yourself.

Not much on the menu as I am in a hotel. Though fairly sound proof, I don't do stuff to bring attention to myself, so mainly provide GFE, very sensual, very intimate.

Available most mornings between 7-9.30 early bird (needs pre-booking), then 11:00 - 22:00 most days.

Regulars get a loyalty card, which gives them preferential appointments, longer sessions, and 2 x FREE visits per card.

Banks don't like those running a cash business it seems, so I do have contactless as an option

Outcalls for central London hotels only. Price includes my taxi. Minimum of 2 hours, most evenings Saturday to Tuesday. May ask for a deposit to stop wasters.

Hope to meet you soon!


Hannah xx

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I run a loyalty scheme which includes up to 2 x FREE sessions with me.

Incall Rates

1 hour
1.5 hours
2 hours
Per Extra Hour

Outcall Rates

Time and Travel information

Early bird 07:00 - 09:00
Core hours 11:00 - 22:00

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What makes you different on the other girls on the web?
No bullshit!
Will you send me photos of Your face?
Do you accept multi-intercourse at on rdv?
No idea what rdv is!
How come you're so sexy?
I don't think I am, not sure what all the fuss is
Do you do car meets?
Where are you working this week
Do you enjoy party bookings?
Nope introvert, not my thing
Are you bisexual?
As straights as a Roman road
Are you real
I hope so. Was last time I checked.
Do you lower prices?
Nope, but you can collect loyalty points for up to 2 FREE sessions
Do you do Anal?
Is it really you in the photographs?
Repeat question - of course it's me, with all my curves
What time are you available till?
10pm last appointment
would you ever consider indulging in something that isn't on your enjoy list?
You can always ask me
Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see?
Must be clean and smell nice
Do you offer outcalls?
Very occasionally to central London hotels
Would you ever consider unprotected sex?
I have a partner, so no, have to think of him
How much notice do you require?
Minimum 30 mins
Will you visit me at home?
Nope - purely because of safety
Helen, as the Coronavirus must be making things difficult for you at present, I would like to make a gift donation. How do I do this?
I have a Go Fund Me page as I'm saving to have a barge built
Do you offer incalls?
Yup, lovely discreet hotel
How much notice do you need for real time sessions?
The more notice the better to avoid disappointment
Do you screen your clients?
Screen out idiots
Do you work with an agency?
Do you work as part of an agency?
Do you screen your clients?
Screen out idiots
Do you require clients to be vaccinated?
Helen, can I negotiate the donation?
Surely a donation amount is entirely your decision
Helen, have looked at your donation page, could I negotiate the amount?
Through the link
What is your preferred method of contact?
Text or WhatsApp
How can I make you smile?
Smile back at me
Do you see Asian or Black Men
I do
Where are you based?
Belgravia, London
Do you charge for extras?
Can I make a booking without paying a deposit?
You can
How important is sexual health to you.
Yup - tested regularly
Do you dress up?
Classic smart
Are you a fully qualified Masseuse?
Nope but not had any complaints
Which currencies can I pay you in ?
What do you define as an over night booking ?
Not a service I provide
Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ?
I provide condoms, but if you're huge, bring your own!!!
What services do you NOT provide ?
What type of restaurants do you like ?
Do you book appointments with women or couples ?
Are your photos recent and genuine ?
You think anyone would seriously put up pics with lumps and bumps and be fake?!
Regarding discretion..?
Very discreet, can't afford not to be
Will you answer withheld numbers ?
Do you provide refreshments ?
Is there an age range for people you see ?
Over 18
What languages do you speak ?
How far will you travel for outcalls ?
Central London hotels only
Do you travel internationally ?
Sorry no
Do you provide a GFE ?
I can add 'nagging' for the full GFE!
Is there secure parking nearby ?
Street parking but it's Belgravia darling!
Can I request that you wear something specific ?
Not got much of a range as travel light
Can I call you at short notice ?
What should I do if I'm running late ?
Contact me. I generally plan contingency time
Are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl?
Stupidly independent
Where are you based?
Victoria, London
I have never met a High Class Escort before and I am very nervous. Will you see me?
Ha! Wouldn't say I'm high class, normal but classy
What services do you offer?
Kissing, cuddling, slow sexy hj, bj, passionate intercourse
Do you have rules?
Nothing rough and no spanking or spitting
Are you shaved?
I am!
Can I shower at your place?
Lovely shower
What do you look for in a prospective client ?
Will you do OWO
Will you do prostate massage
Can do
Do I pay you before or afterwards ?
Do you offer overnights?
You wouldn't want me
Can I film/take photos of you?
On my camera and I'll send them to you
What type of male do you meet?
Clean and intelligent ones
What is the best way to arrange an appointment with you
Do you see disabled clients?
Unfortunately not, only because it would bring attention of hotel receptionists
Is a deposit required ?
Do you provide a travel companion service ?
Sorry I don't
Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ?
I do!

Interview / More about me

Q: What are your turn-offs?
Arrogance and smelly people
Q: How do you prefer a client to make an appointment? What information is important for you? Is screening required before the appointment?
Ideally by calling me and go from there
Q: When you visit a client, what kind of environment do you expect a client to provide?
I don't provide outcall service except for nice Central London hotels
Q: Do you have any particular requirements regarding hygiene? What are the guidelines that your client should follow?
I generally ask you to shower here before we start
Q: What payment options are available? How would you prefer the client to pay?
Ideally contactless but cash also welcome
Q: How would you prefer the money to be given?
Prefer contactless or placed on the table
Q: If a client decided to make you a present, what would you be happy to receive? What is your wish-list (maybe flowers, lingerie, perfume, music albums, books etc.)?
Some thing small and discreet really
Q: Do you travel? If so, what does that involve on the client's part?
Not a service I provide
Q: Do you allow kisses?
Try and stop me, love kissing
Q: How do you handle a situation where a client may want to get "wild and crazy"?
Tell them to calm down, or go elsewhere, I'm into intimate and sensual
Q: Do you allow the clients to take photos or video? If yes, on what terms?
Photos on my phone and I'll send them to you
Q: How do you handle first-timers or those who have limited experience with escort services? What are your suggestions to such clients to make your encounter the most enjoyable?
I am very normal and welcoming. I generally calm the nerves and I go that their pace
Q: Have you ever had experiences with disabled clients? How do you meet their special needs?
A little, but I can't offer it as a service as they have to get passed reception
Q: What is your attitude towards tobacco, alcohol and drugs? Do you drink or smoke yourself? Do you allow the client to do it during your meeting?
Don't like any of them and wouldn't entertain anyone under the influence.
Q: What don't you like about being an escort?
People judging me
Q: What are your hobbies and passions, things you love to do and discuss? Music genres, movies, reading preferences etc.? What other talents do you have?
Rugby - obsessed by it
Q: Will you meet on a regular basis
Absolutely, the connection and sex gets better
Q: Will you accept at one rendezvous multi-sex intercourse?
What the fook is this. Never heard of it
Q: Enjoy your life with the company you have, do you ever miss the one friend who made a difference?
I'm loving life, and of course you miss people as that's part of life
Q: Are your rates negotiable?
Unfortunately not
Q: Can I see you at 2 am?
Nope, I'll be snoring
Q: What is your favourite music?
Anything 70s, 80s and 90s, but I would say either the Prodigy or Takan (Turkish Robbie Williams)
Q: Can you do some anal play on me?
I can, I specialise in strap on play
Q: Will you see me I am black / overweight / disabled / much older / not interested in intercourse / listen to Justin Bieber...?
Most as long as your discreet walking through reception
Q: What is your favourite London Hotel?
Q: What's the best gift I could give you right now
Donation towards my barge project
Q: How and when is the donation exchanged?
At the time of meeting
Q: If a client takes you out for dinner, what would be your favourite restaurant or favourite type of food ?
I like food, tastes are broad, but least favourite would be pizza
Q: How long have you been escorting ?
13 years
Q: How did you become an Escort ?
Via swinging
Q: Have you worked in any other areas of the industry ?
Project management and business systems auditor
Q: What's the best thing about being an escort ?
Meeting a variety of guys
Q: What's the worst thing about being an escort ?
Being judged
Q: What's the funniest thing that's happened to you while escorting ?
Too many to mention
Q: What advice would you give someone wanting to become an escort ?
You'll be judged, have a thick skin
Q: What's the thing that clients do that annoys you the most ?
Arrogance and unwilling to learn new sexual techniques that would help THEM in the future
Q: What's the nicest thing a client has ever done for you ?
Went for an evening walk around London, to chill out after I'd had a particularly taxing session, so sweet of him.
Q: Do you enjoy being an escort ?
Absolutely. Great variety of sex and meeting fantastic guys I would otherwise never come across
Q: What do look for in a prospective client ?
Mainly intelligence
Q: Tell me about your best or most memorable escorting experience ?
Too many, I'll have a think
Q: Do you accept gifts from clients? What sort of gifts do you like ?
I don't look to receive gifts, but I guess gift card or something small and discreet
Q: What excites you about where you live?
It's London! That's exciting in itself
Q: What do you find irratating in a new client ?
Arrogance sometimes, not willing to learn and adapt to gain and give to a woman
Q: Can I book a massage and dinner date together
You can indeed
Q: What is the most sensitive part of your body?
My brain
Q: What sort of men turn you on?
Intellectual professionals and like my trades too xx
Q: How do you rate yourself compared to other escorts??
I can't, they are all beautiful and sexy and I can't compete. I am just me
Q: What's the best time to book you?
Day before or on the day
Q: What is your favourite place?
Open air pool at Covent Garden
Q: Do you offer Bareback?
Nope, I have a partner, not going to put either of us at risk
Q: Do you have girlfriends you play with ?
Q: When and how did you become an escort? What motivated you to start doing it? What was your background before this work?
Fell into it from swinging back in 2010
Q: Do you like being an escort? What do you enjoy most in it? What is important and have value for you in it?
I love escorting, and my clients mean a lot to me

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