What is your attitude towards tobacco, alcohol and drugs? Do you drink or smoke yourself? Do you allow the client to do it during your meeting?
We tolerate smokers so long as they've got mouthwash (we're BOTH ex smokers). We don't condone drug use, however, it's part of modern Britain, what people do themselves is a matter for them, not us. We are NOT AT ALL INTERESTED in drug use ourselves. Poppers? They're called Room Odorisers these days my friend, Ask.
How do you prefer a client to make an appointment? What information is important for you? Is screening required before the appointment?
You MUST READ the profile and our website first! No time? Then make time! We simply don't have time, besides it's actually illegal, to discuss services and rates over the phone...everything YOU NEED TO KNOW is in the public domain. We've been doing this for years and take a great deal of trouble to make our profiles and website as comprehensive as possible. Invariably, the guys who meet us have all done their homework and read up on us, before picking up then phone. What do we NEED FROM YOU? Age, Sexuality, rough expectations, a near date, location, and THAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY TURN UP ON tHE DAY. Do you get off talking to Escorts but have no intention of booking? That's fine too....please go to the PhoneSex page on our website.
When you visit a client, what kind of environment do you expect a client to provide?
We have ZERO expectations! Life as an escort teaches one to EXPECT the UNEXPECTED.
Do you have any particular requirements regarding hygiene? What are the guidelines that your client should follow?
You'll need to be clean! If coming from work or you've been driving them you can shower at our's, BEFORE and AFTER. Expect the same from us!
What payment options are available? How would you prefer the client to pay?
Cash, Faster Payment Transfer, Crypto.
How would you prefer the money to be given?
We NEVER talk about MONEY.
Do you travel? If so, what does that involve on the client's part?
We'll travel anywhere UK. Up to 40 miles or an hours travel is included in the standard outcall rate. For places further afield, please call for a rate.
Do you allow kisses?
Yes we do
How do you handle a situation where a client may want to get "wild and crazy"?
We carefully vet PNC's first. It's amazing when you're experienced, what you can detect from the smallest details in a text, email or telephone conversation. tbh, we're not into wild and crazy types AKA idiots.
Do you allow the clients to take photos or video? If yes, on what terms?
How do you handle first-timers or those who have limited experience with escort services? What are your suggestions to such clients to make your encounter the most enjoyable?
Quite easily. We are VERY approachable, down to earth with a ton of life experience, icluding some traumatic events, so we're well able to converse with all types from Street level to Captains of Industry & all kinds in between.Don't over think it! A threesome with an escort couple is nothing more than 3 sexy people getting together for a little harmless NS fun, OK? worried about confidentiality?...don't be...we are 100% discreet, your kinky secret will be safe with us, and remain that way no matter what.
Have you ever had experiences with disabled clients? How do you meet their special needs?
We don't see disabled clients, sorry.
What don't you like about being an escort?
The time-wasters, Dreamers, and NO-SHOWS.
What are your turn-offs?
Texts like 'are yous avialble', 'you working', 'how much for a bj' or calls asking 'can I come NOW?'Men who obviously haven't read beyond the first line of the profile. Men who email us telling us they want to meet today, then don't check their computer for a reply until 12 hours later. Pushy, forward-some men with no manners. Men with no intelligence or common sense. Disrespectful types...we are not objects, we are human beings delivering a friendly professional service to a niche clientele.
What are your hobbies and passions, things you love to do and discuss? Music genres, movies, reading preferences etc.? What other talents do you have?
We're both sun worshippers and beach lovers. We like watching drag racing, We like boating & water skiing, dogs but don't have one :(.
We like all kinds of music but can 'take it or leave it. Neither of us know the words to a single pop song from start to finish heehee. Movies, we like gritty stuff, not comedy or romance.
Will you meet on a regular basis
Are your rates negotiable?
No, not at all. You want cheap go find cheap. As with all businesses, you get what you pay for. We are top of our game, BOTH OF US ARE ESCORTS with years of experience and the feedback to prove it. We are the ones for you if you are looking for intelligent company, combined with a hot and sexy sensual experience, with high limits. We are NOT the usual slutty inked human fucktoy types,incapable of communicating using any more than 140 characters, and so prevalent in our industry, OK?
Can I see you at 2 am?
No, and please don't waste your credits texting us at that hour either. We answer calls between 7AMish and 9PM Monday - Friday & most weekends. HE or SHE may answer, so Don't hang up; we are a COUPLE after all!
If a client takes you out for dinner, what would be your favourite restaurant or favourite type of food ?
Steakhouse or Italian
How long have you been escorting ?
6 years this time round.
How did you become an Escort ?
Two sexy people, add a little swinging, add a ton of timewasters, so we made a decision to become Escorts several years ago. We worked part time for a while, before turning FULL TIME.
Have you worked in any other areas of the industry ?
YES, we started in sextoy retail in 2002. We have our own adult webstore catering mostly to sexually liberated men and couples with a bi twist. Its called FUN-FIVE-0
What's the best thing about being an escort ?
The freedom and 'touching' other people's lives.
What's the worst thing about being an escort ?
What's the funniest thing that's happened to you while escorting ?
Two very similar looking guys in a hotel bar and we didn't know which was the punter...it was a role-play situation.
What advice would you give someone wanting to become an escort ?
Just do it and take NO NOTICE AT ALL of the naysayers, friends or family. Always under-promise and over-deliver, ALWAYS be safe and IN CONTROL.
What's the thing that clients do that annoys you the most ?
No Shows. We don't give second chances, you don't show, you're starred and barred. Malicious timewasters and texts we forward to NUM database.
What's the nicest thing a client has ever done for you ?
Come back for more.
Do you enjoy being an escort ?
Yes we love our work
What do look for in a prospective client ?
Over 40 age group. Respect, Reliability & Good Communication is the key to a good time..NO CONNECTION usually means NO ERECTION.
Do you accept gifts from clients? What sort of gifts do you like ?
Yes please.Prosecco, champagne, dry white wine, Budweiser, Light Blue perfume by D&G
What excites you about where you live?
Nothing much, that's why we spend half of our time in LONDON. The North East is a backwater as are most places North of Milton Keynes...regions that have suffered from decades of industrial decline and neglect by successive Governments hell bent on lining the pockets of the few at the ever increasing expense of the many. A bit political? You bet we are.
What do you find irratating in a new client ?
Endless questions and/or text pingpong to things already clearly explained on our profile and website.
Can I book a massage and dinner date together
We DON'T DO massage
What is the most sensitive part of your body?
It's not about us, it's ABOUT YOU
What sort of men turn you on?
Hairy, athletic guys with a BRAIN who look try to look after themselves....not managed it? Then don't worry, shit happens, so long as you're CLEAN you'll be OK. Cock size? We couldn't care, but seriously, 6+inches uncut and arrow straight hits the spot for us. (btw average size hard in the UK is around 5.3 inches)
How do you rate yourself compared to other escorts??
We're amongst the top service providers in the UK in our niche. The prrof is in our feedback. In 2016 we were featured on the cover and inside CLOSER, a weekly UK celebrity magazine. We also write a popular #sexblog called NEWS VIEWS n SCREWS with an ever increasing list of subscribers.
What's the best time to book you?
From 7AM to 9PM the phone is answered. No witheld numbers or silly texts though; they won't be answered.
What is your favourite place?
Do you offer Bareback?
Do you have girlfriends you play with ?
Do you like being an escort? What do you enjoy most in it? What is important and have value for you in it?
Yes we do. The thing we BOTH enjoy most is pleasing others and putting a smile on your face. These are difficult times for most...lose yourself in another world, with us for an hour or two, you will NOT be disappointed.